When i first saw you sitting at the bar i thought look at that boy hes cute. Look at him hes looking at me maybe he thinks im a freak for staring stop staring. I love his hair look how stylish he is hes really cute stop staring did he call my name. As i sat next to you that first night i came over i realized how chill you were how you seemed so confident and fun. How you kept my attention. Then that night dancing you made my heart leap i never smiled so much i felt my heart melt. everything was so eaasy and relaxing. Then you pulled me in and kissed me and my heart sank and i was shocked i was mesmerized you were so smooth and made me melt. Sunday laying in bed with you was like a dream come true. Seriously i always dreamed of having a boy to lay around with and listen to relaxing music. it was perfection. the love i have for you is nice and relaxing. I love walking hand and hand with you and talking about our days and how we talk about everything and how you include me in everything and our openess and the way we work so well and how we are oddly alike. and how i cant lie to you and i dont have to be anything but me. I think so far ahead but i enjoy every moment. i love that i never get tired of being at your house its like an oasis. overall I’ve never been so happy
The state i’m in
i gotta get to you because you sure have been getting to me
well easy choice the gentleman or the asshole ready to continue
Pug Immediately Regrets Buying Trampoline
A Seattle pug named Franklin saw a trampoline at Target and did what any other self-respecting American would in that situation — he slapped down his debit card and rolled that sucker home.
After a good hour scouting the perfect location and tending to some basic assembly, he was ready to hop on.
“He’s been bouncing for about five hours now,” says Gerald Robinson, one of about 40 onlookers who have encircled the hopeless pup. “You can tell he wants out, but he hasn’t been able to break the cycle. I sure hope he kept the receipt.”
Via Jill Watson, by way of Bunny Food.
